Canberra, AUSTRALIA—A national survey has found that Average Australians are most likely to vote for a Prime Minister who promises to give out Free Stuff. The Bokchoy's Political Expert, Jerry Shailerton, reports from the capital.
With the next Federal Election likely to occur before the end of 2016, candidates are rushing to gauge public opinion on the best policies for securing voter support.
While the latest approval polls suggest current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull could be re-elected, a study conducted by third-party group Fudge & Co. Statistics show that voters are actually capable of free-thinking.
The results show that the Australian public is most likely to vote for whoever promises Free Stuff, regardless of their political affiliation.
Among the freeloaders surveyed, over 90-percent of respondents expressed a specific preference for a Muslim-Free Australia and Free Southern Cross Tattoos—making One Nation leader Pauline Hanson the most likely candidate to win the next Federal Election, based on her policy history.
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