Szechuan, CHINA - Angry Apple customers have demanded replacement products from the tech giant, after the first batch of iPhone Xs malfunctioned due to poor assembly.
The iPhone X, Apple Corporation's flagship product released on 3 November 2017, has not exactly experienced a smooth launch.
It is reported that the first batch of iPhone Xs, preordered months in advance by the most die-hard
A DNA test revealed that the blood and sweat of a 6-year-old Chinese boy, which had become embedded within the phone during assembly, caused the phones to malfunction.
"I'm honestly *&^%ing disgusted to find out that some filthy Asian kid touched my $1500 phone," said Jack Mirrodin, who took a week off work to camp out and be first in line to buy the iPhone X.
Sources say the entire first batch of iPhone Xs released to developed countries such as the United States and Australia all suffer the same issue.
Customers have now demanded that Apple provide "clean" copies of the iPhone X that haven't been handled by child slave workers.
A spokesperson for the tech giant says it will consider using Caucasian child slaves in future, if there is enough demand for it, and "will assess the viability of these changes on profit margins."
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